Pipe remembers a lover named Newt whom everyone else insists never existed. On his university campus, a one-kilometer walkway goes completely dark at 11:11 every night for exactly eleven minutes, and campus legend claims that anyone crossing it may slip into another universe. Pipe becomes convinced that he has already crossed once—and that somewhere among infinite realities, the man he lost is still waiting. His desperate attempt to return home unfolds through multiverse theory, memory, probability, and temporal lobe epilepsy, blurring the boundary between cosmic displacement and neurological disorder. A romance about grief disguised as science fiction, UniverSad asks whether love remains meaningful when the probability of finding the same person again is one divided by infinity.